(This text is a relic from the first incarnation of this site, c. Dec. 2000 -- Ed.)
I didn't want to make a personal page. Honest.
In fact, I hate personal pages. They are forever connected in my mind to tacky animated .gif's, pURposeFulley AwFuLL spElInG, and pictures of people's cats scanned at way too high resolution.
I tried to avoid it. My first three sites - The Potato God Worship Center, Eemeet Meeker's School of Paving, and Lore 2000 - were impersonal. (Incidentally, all of those are much better than this site, although you'd have to be a Brunchma to understand Lore 2000.)
Thing is, I ran out of ideas. Updating doesn't have the same charm as making a new site. You don't get to play with layout and stuff the same way (or if you do, you have to go through and make all the pages match, which is just loads of fun).
So anyway, here we are. I'll try to avoid cliches without leaving the personal page genre. I'll try to be more sarcastic and weird as opposed to whingey. I'll try to do a good job of it, although things will be rough at first since I have bugger all to edit images with on this computer. I'll try to use more amusing Australianisms like "bugger all." Also "good onya."
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