I've made a number of ridiculous images over the years, and this page is my central repository of them. More serious art can be found on my DeviantArt page. Other frivolous art can be found in my contributions to Eat Poop U Cat.
Cat Marcos
A really terrible pun (LOLcat + Subcomandante Marcos, for those who don't get it).
Cat Marcos Otra Vez
... y en español.
IM TEH EGGCAT, UR TEH LOLRUS
This meme has gone horribly wrong.
Soul-Eating Smiley
Someone (Earl Jr.? Biller?) once said they thought smileys look like they're going to eat your soul.
Schoolwork Solidarity
Large version of a picture I made as a LiveJournal icon.
No, Descartes!
Rene Descartes believed that animals don't feel pain -- so I'm not letting him near my bunny.
Cultural Theory Myths of Nature
A series of images I made to illustrate the Cultural Theory myths of nature, including my own proposed concept of a fifth "Mr. T" culture. You can also take the humorous cultural theory test or the serious cultural theory test.
Groton Smash!
Groton smash bad things!
Ipod/Bus
Metro Anagram
A map of the DC Metro, with all of the stations and other places made into anagrams. My name even appears in it.
O UTLTY?
Jeremy Bentham meets stupid internet meme.
My Seal
From some seal generator webpage.
Motivation
What image better represents the concept of "motivation" than a motivational poster? This is my desktop image, but it hasn't worked.
Where I've Traveled
I was unsatisfied with those "which state have you been to" quizzes, since just passing through a corner of a giant state could get you credit for the whole state. So I highlighted areas that I've actually been on the ground, as of summer 2009.
Nacho Ice Cream
New from Ben & Jerry's
Pumpkinhalla
Where pumpkins who die in battle go.
Lamps In Hell
My submission to the Poorly-Drawn Lamp Page
IM IN UR LAND BEIN UR-LORD
A stupid pun based on the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant
Origami Turtle Boy
An origami version of the Turtle-Boy Love Statue in Worcester, MA. It was removed from DeviantArt because they figured out what the turtle and the boy are doing.
Turtle Boy Jack'o'lantern
Turtle Boy also appears in carved squash form.
Viking
This was originally drawn to represent a Scarlet staff member whose picture we didn't have, and then as the spokesman in a recurring house ad ("By the mighty hammer of Thor! Write for The Scarlet!"), and then I took it over as my avatar in various corners of the tubes.
Modernitymon
Based on Dave's idea for "Nietzschechu"
Clarxism Seal
Made with the seal generator, using Brigitta's term for the leftists at Clark.
No Cilantro
A logo for the 10% of us who can taste the nasty chemical in cilantro.
Happy 2008
This was going to be the cover of our 2008 New Year's cards.
Lobachevsky map
I mapped out the route of the plagiarized mathematics paper described in Tom Lehrer's song "Lobachevsky".
Gifford Pinchot saves New Jersey
This is my contribution to the History Time LJ community, for fans of Kate Beaton's history comics. Before he was the first head of the Forest Service, Gifford Pinchot promoted the cessation of all fire in New Jersey, writing several reports about how locals' controlled burns supposedly destroy the ecology and timber value.
Kate Beaton is a crazy comics wizard
One time Kate Beaton claimed she was not a crazy comics wizard.Back to
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